First, A hey to every person whom wound up here as a consequence of googling any combination of “sex” and “The Rock. ” I’m sure it occurs, as evidenced by a post used to do called “Mommy Porn, ” which remains certainly one of my most seen articles. We have the sex that is whole The Rock thing, i really do, and I also don’t judge. You might be welcome only at WOAW.
Because the name of the post conveys, yesterday evening I’d a fantasy. Just How about we lay it down for your needs?
Present day, main nj, a Clifford Red 2005 Honda Odyssey parked on a residential district street.
JC calls it “The Jalopy”
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson…
One four-foot long Baguette that is frenc…
Jess leans in to the driver’s home of this minivan, since the Rock leans to the passenger part door. He’s keeping an roughly four-foot long, French baguette, covered with among those brown paper baguette bags. He’s wanting to fit the baguette within the front side seats to the sunglasses compartment regarding the dash.
Jess (searching throughout the seats to your Rock): Dude. What exactly are you doing?
Jess: It’s maybe maybe not likely to fit.
Jess: place your baguette within the straight straight straight back.
And there it is had by you. That has been the dream that is entire. After all… We don’t understand. Perhaps my brain is within the gutter, nonetheless it might are an intercourse fantasy. Take note: we had been completely clothed the complete time, I experienced gone to Wegman’s that morning with my better half and now we did purchase baguettes, and because we anticipate that the interested minds need to know, I didn’t see in the event that Rock put their baguette into the back. (more…)